Being a Dad
Go read Daddy Manifesto from ScienceFictionTwin.
Also, it's fun...
...to be THE authority on making Kraft macaroni and cheese.
...to receive great honors like...
...to be known as
...to receive great quantities of artwork on a regular basis.
...to mention "pink body splash" and watch two little girls go ballistic.
...to have in-depth discussions on topics such as...
And it's always nice to hear your daughter say "Daddy, I love you" simply because she can't think of anything else to say.
Also, it's fun...
...to be THE authority on making Kraft macaroni and cheese.
...to receive great honors like...
- "Daddy you make the best grilled cheese sandwiches in the whole world.... even better than Chili's."
...to be known as
- Daaaaaaadddddeeeeee -- with a melodic lilt in the middle
Daddy's poop removal service
Ginsu-Sock -- sock-wielding ninja-esque super-hero
Spider-cutioner -- squasher of eight legged beings
...to receive great quantities of artwork on a regular basis.
...to mention "pink body splash" and watch two little girls go ballistic.
...to have in-depth discussions on topics such as...
- Why is Oscar the grouch in Ernie's bath song? He's a grouch... he's supposed to like mud baths.
and
Which one is Mr. Noodle and which one is Mr. Noodle's brother Mr. Noodle?
And it's always nice to hear your daughter say "Daddy, I love you" simply because she can't think of anything else to say.
posted by blue fish at
11:13 PM
