HaHa, I caught one

...ring-ring...

Hello.

May I speak with Mr. or Mrs. Fish?

That's me.

Hi Mr. Fish, my name Ananias and I'm calling with the Republican issues committee. Do you approve, disapprove, or blah-blah of the Bush administration's blah-blah-blah blah-blah?

Ummm, is this one of these long surveys where you're going to ask for money at the end?

Yes...err...uhh...I mean NO...uhh...it's not that long...

No thanks.

...bzzzz...


Ahhh... the dreaded honesty gene.