Turd Meme

I've been tagged for another meme. Thanks Kris.

I guess I'm supposed to write a poem or a ditty or something based on the phrase "Turd in the Punchbowl" and then pass it on.

Well... here goes...

Lover's Scorn

Steaming lump... Frothy foam...
Yes! I WILL make my presence known.

A can of Alpo... A dog... And time...
Ahhh... the thoughts of the idle mind.

The day has come... The time is now...
As bride and groom make the final vow.

The perfect arch... The plop sublime...
Turd in the punchbowl... By design.

I don't know. Maybe someday I'll think of someone to pass it on to.... but I doubt it. Of course.... if you feel inspired.... consider yourself tagged.