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Monday, April 18, 2005

New Bass Strings



I went to the music store to get some new bass strings today and I decided to try out SuperBass strings. I don't really know much about them and the guy at the music store said he'd never tried them.... but they cost about $20 less than the ones I usually get.

And hey... I like their sales pitch.
How can we give you such a great quality product for such an outrageous price? Here at Superbass, we eat nothing but Ramen noodles, live at our parent's house, and "let" our girlfriends pay for everything just so we can bring you the best bass strings in the world at an incredible price. Get the word out. Otherwise we'll have to go out and get real jobs.

Sounds like my kinda people.